I Don't Go To Church, Church Goes To Me

                              

I had to post this hilarious commercial from Skittles. His magic touch must have made him the most popular kid in school. 

How is everyones post Valentine's day afternoon? I'm sorry to all the new faithful readers for not having a new post up yesterday, I hope this one makes up for it. A busy schedule is to blame, spun at Club Ave in Riverside Wednesday night and all those Whiskey sours caught up to me. Party Monsieur, Steven, co-host of Club Ave celebrated his birthday in grandiose style. Not only has all his hard work helped put a relatively new club on the map, he has found a way to balance between politics, business, and friendship. To help elevate the clubs stature as one of Riversides fastest up and coming venues he assigned Dj Skeet Skeet, My!Gay!Husband, Jimmy Boy, Hyphy Crunk, Luv-Tech, Billy Norlag, Rec 1 and myself to complete the task. Worthy of a half tank of gas in my 94' bucket, regulars to the club are accustomed to big name headliners on a weekly basis, GQ magazine like perfection at the photo booth via Neil Favilla, short lines at the bar, Cristal poppin' Valerie your resident MC',  and a crowd following unaccustomed to ear ringing rage-offs. [Rage, look it up] All those drinks forced me to stay out there longer than I had planned on. So now, we're on Valentine's day, and I wanted to compile a list of hilarious conversation highlights and AOL away messages that sums up people's feelings about the holiday. 

1. Happy Hallmark Day

2. Happy Corporate-Created Holiday

3. Today is the day Corporate America tricks guys into paying for cheeks 

4. I'm single because I always forget the bitch wanted flowers. 

5. CHEEKas-Day

6. Valentine Doomed

7. Where's the Valentine's Store at???

I know for those of us who have an important someone the day is spent with that special someone, exchanging the materials, eating the fats, and diving into one another. 

However, for those single people, I would like to hear your feedback. What did you do? Feel free to be anonymous I changed the settings on this post for you guys. 

Now we're on Friday, tonight we've got Club Pistol in Fullerton, Hype LA, and Electro Sex both in Los Angeles. Decisions decisions.....